It's a dream I have on occasion.
I'm dating David St. Hubbins.
He's glam and gots hair like Gem.
But, it doesn't sit well with me.
His herpes spew like John Holmes.
And he doesn't brush his teeth before bed.
He's dumb. Obviously.
And he's a republican.
I'm going to break it off with this fellow.
Let's see, Noel Gallagher can take his place.